"The fast and the furious" and "2 fast 2 furi

[SCOOBYWRXPPPLONDRES]

Saw this on another forum quite funny if you've seen the two films

Behold, a few reasons why "The fast and the furious" and "2 fast 2 furious" are the greatest movies in the history of the world, Paul Walker took hold as supreme A-team bad ass which was previously owned by one Chuck "Ranger" Norris

1. The Civic is the fastest car in the world.
2. You must shift a bajillion number of times to go fast in a straight line.
3. Your car must have NAWS (Nitruss Okside) to be fast.
4. Your car must be painted neon colors and be plastered with stickers to be fast.
5. When you use too much NAWS, your floor falls off in a shower of sparks.
6. When you are street racing, the quarter mile lasts 2 minutes. Meaning you actually need like 8 bottles to complete a race
7. To properly race and be fast, you have to double clutch. Like an 18 wheeler
8. Intake welds can blow off due to "NAWWZZZ"
9. "NAWWZZZ" causes bluriness of the outside.
10 nitrous setups cost upwards of 30k, not including a WOT or window switch.
11. You live your life 1/4 mile at a time
12 If you want to go realyl fast with NAWS, get TWO bottles. because we all know thats what controlls how fast you go.
13. Theres nothing odd about using a 400hp truck (lightning) as a work truck, and an economy car (eclipse) as a race car
14 a civic will fit under an 18wheeler
15 you can have ANY beer...as long as its a corona
16 All streetable "race" cars have neon on them.
17 All streetracers have LCD screens mounted in the dash to watch movies on
18 the best way to prepare for a street race is to play gran turismo on your ps2 in your car
19 You can use a half empty NAWZ bottle to make a ejection seat.
20 if you car gets shot and you have a bottle, "RUN! It's gonna blow!"
21 A Yenko will snap a speedo in bout half a second apparently
22 You can find a skyline in a used car lot, if you look in the back.
23 when flames shoot outta your exhaust they match the color of your car.
24 A car can have direct port nitrous injection, and a fogger.
25 An evo can match a higher than cruising speed in its single reverse gear, and then proceed to do another 180 to go foward again.
26 You can smoke your tires to death, and still pull the wheels no problem (cant believe you guys missed that one).
27 Overnight parts from japan!
28 You better ALWAYS watch out for gun bolstering ninjas on dirt bikes when your friends park in front of your house.
29 You must have two hot asian chicks paint the starting line with spray cans. How the hell else are you gonna know where to start?
30 Undercover cops investigating street racing ACTUALLY live in the parts store they work at (back by the NAWWWS bottles).
31 All ricers would be at MIT on full scolarships if they didn't have that, that..."ADD?" "Yes, that #hit!"
32 Even after frying the piston rings in your engine, you can still outrun a fleet of cops without faultering.
33 Highjacking a semi truck is best done in the middle of the day; preferably on a busy highway.
34 No one ever dies as a result of street racing, no matter how bad the car crash and resulting explosion.
35 If you cant controll your car in a WIDE open parking lot going in a straight line(must be huge) at 140 mph-you just need nitrous. That will make you faster when you loose control for some unknown reason.
36 Everyone pays up when they loose their bet-cause they are scared of Ludacris...
37 Imports are still faster than domestics even with 200lbs of audio equipment in them.
38 The entire FBI investigation is based on one thing: "Lab tests came back. Mashimoto ZX tires. So it HAS to be someone in the street racing world."
39 No garage w/ thousands of dollars worth of car parts and cars has an alarm.
40 You and the mad genius have to rip open the block, cuz you blew of the blots on your intake.
41 every sticker on the side of the car must be of a guy stretching
42 Helping a chick clean up the table gets you some poontang

[Makaveli]

epah, kem fez isto é k tem mesmo muito tempo livre LOL

mas ainda ha duvidas k o fast n furious é uma grande palhaçada? seja o 1, 2 ou o 3... e fica mais uma vez provada a inveja dos camones em relaçao aos "imports"...

[citro]

SCOOBYWRXPPPLONDRES, nas produções nacionais não há tanta fantochada.

No filme:



A 4L do Fausto só faz mesmo o que pode fazer e as mamas da Ermingarda que lhe chegam aos joelhos, são mesmo naturais, não há cá silicones para ninguém!

[Knox]

fausto furioso é que rula!! e agora vem um novo " fausto furioso brochelas drift"

" fausto furioso brochelas drift é a continuação de fausto furioso, neste filme fausto com a sua 4L chipada volta ás ruas de brochelas e entra no sub mundo do "drift broxels", aí fausto terá que fazer corridas com a 4l com oponentes duros de roer, outros são duros mas não roem e fazem outras coisas para vencer, um fantástico filme a não perder."

[citro]

fausto furioso é que rula!!

Ó Knox, será que chegou a passar lá fora, ou ficou-se pelas salas nacionais?

[Knox]

axas que não! agora com o fausto furioso brochelas drift toda a gente quer ver